"It’s not nunchaku, it’s a goblin tied to a stick!"
— DM to players arguing the mechanics of their newly crafted weapon.
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nothing cheers me up like being smacked in the face repeatedly
"dirty bikers" are my favorite people
JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.